To Be Posted Very Low On The Refrigerator Door, What We All Know About Our Babies Options

[Bue's Mommy]

Dear Dogs and Cats:

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The
other
dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print
in the
middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your
food
and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating
me
to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I
fall
faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king-sized bed. I am very sorry
about
this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your
comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep.
It is
not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the
fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out
and
having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing
but
sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by
some
miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not
necessary to claw, whine, meow, and try to turn the knob or get your
paw
under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the
same
door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --
canine or
feline attendance is not required.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt.
I
cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our
front door:


To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
They live here. You don't.
If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur"nature.)
I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is
short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because
they:
1 Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3. Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a "gazillion" dollars for college.

And finally,
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

To all that read this, please feel free to post your babies pics in this thread. I love seeing them, and sure others would love to see them also.
Thanks

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[toonie]

Thanks Bue for your very kind words. I am so glad that we could be there for you and I'm so happy to see you here. "All for one and one for all "!this should be the motto for all of us here on Lightning Strike, we are all together here to receive and give comfort to one another, to make things better, to get over the worst and move on to the more positive that can be. With spring at our doorstep, I hope that we can open windows and let the sun shine in. There is so much that we can bring to those who come here, each of us forms a necessary part of a whole, a support system for the grieving, some of us are ancient grievers, others merely old, some are quite new, some are read and some are Bue . Hugs to you Bue's Mommy and Bue, Peace and goodwill to all.

[Bue's Mommy]

Thanks Bue for your very kind words. I am so glad that we could be there for you and I'm so happy to see you here. "All for one and one for all "!this should be the motto for all of us here on Lightning Strike, we are all together here to receive and give comfort to one another, to make things better, to get over the worst and move on to the more positive that can be. With spring at our doorstep, I hope that we can open windows and let the sun shine in. There is so much that we can bring to those who come here, each of us forms a necessary part of a whole, a support system for the grieving, some of us are ancient grievers, others merely old, some are quite new, some are read and some are Bue . Hugs to you Bue's Mommy and Bue, Peace and goodwill to all.

Thank you so much Toonie. Truer words were never spoken, my friend. The giving part is letting go, and helping others as others have helped you. You, and others here taught me that. Peace Out