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> To Be Posted Very Low On The Refrigerator Door, What We All Know About Our Babies
Bue's Mommy
post Jan 19 2008, 11:41 PM
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Dear Dogs and Cats:

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The
other
dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print
in the
middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your
food
and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating
me
to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I
fall
faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king-sized bed. I am very sorry
about
this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your
comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep.
It is
not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the
fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out
and
having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing
but
sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by
some
miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not
necessary to claw, whine, meow, and try to turn the knob or get your
paw
under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the
same
door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --
canine or
feline attendance is not required.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt.
I
cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our
front door:


To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
They live here. You don't.
If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur"nature.)
I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is
short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because
they:
1 Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3. Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a "gazillion" dollars for college.

And finally,
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

To all that read this, please feel free to post your babies pics in this thread. I love seeing them, and sure others would love to see them also.
Thanks
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goliath
post Jan 20 2008, 09:44 AM
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Thanks for posting "Dear Dogs & Cats.......I had read that in one recently in somebody's thread. It was just the right medicine for me at a time I need a good laugh.

I loved it so much that I put in on scrapbook paper and framed it.

The second part to "All non-pet Owners" was a hoot too. That I had not read before, so I will copy that one as well.

So glad you brought that here for all to share a laugh with laugh.gif


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post Jan 20 2008, 02:31 PM
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Bue's Mommy:

Thank you so much for posting Dear Dogs wub.gif and Cats wub.gif .

It's just what I needed at this time.

God Bless you and yours,

Denise xo


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post Jan 20 2008, 03:43 PM
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I love the part about the stairs not being designed by Nascar laugh.gif! I'll be sure to post it where Frankee the kitten can read it! Thanks for sharing. I'm overdue for a good laugh!

Michelle
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Bue's Mommy
post Jan 20 2008, 10:10 PM
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Hugs all, I'm so glad you enjoyed it. I had it in Bue's thread, and LoveThem suggested I post it alone so all could see. You have no idea how happy you made me by saying it made you smile.

A big shout out to LoveThem, it was her suggestion.
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Bue's Mommy
post Jan 21 2008, 03:10 PM
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I'm trying to keep this post towards the top, so others in pain can see it. so here's a Kitty Bump! lol


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Bue's Mommy
post Jan 21 2008, 06:05 PM
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Thank you, LS support for pinning it for me.


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goliath
post Jan 21 2008, 07:59 PM
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Thanks again for posting such a funny and uplifting message. I have copied both and have posted them in our home.

The part about the stairs reminded me of a time when Goliath got me up at 2:00 in the morning to go outside. It was January and colder than you know what!

The good mom I am got up and went to take him outside. He went down the stairs ahead of me and while trying to miss stepping on him, I missed the stair, tumbled to the bottom, and broke my right foot as well as my big toe. I was casted for 6 weeks........but thank God he was fine. And yes! Broken bones and all I took him outside to go potty before I went to the ER biggrin.gif


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Bue's Mommy
post Jan 21 2008, 08:15 PM
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Hugs Goliaths Mom, The thread you saw this is was mine, i'm so glad you got enjoyment from it.

OMG, you broke your foot, and still took him outside, you are a excellent mommy.
I'm not so sure I could have done that. When you truely love unconditionally though, all bets are off. If Bue was a dog, I would have too, lol.
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post Jan 22 2008, 10:27 PM
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Bue's Mommy: What can one say about something that just is perfection?

Only that, IT IS PERFECT! I'm so glad you had this Pinned. When anyone needs to smile....it's a perfect place to come and have that happen. biggrin.gif


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Bue's Mommy
post Jan 24 2008, 03:42 PM
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I'm glad you suggested it Judy. Please post some of Lucky's pics here too, we love seeing him pose.
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post Jan 24 2008, 05:09 PM
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I see by your picture..you caught your babies watching TV. I'm just trying to figure out WHO has the REMOTE CONTROL? rolleyes.gif


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post Jan 24 2008, 07:57 PM
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LMAO! Guess?


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Bue's Mommy
post Jan 29 2008, 11:39 PM
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This is John B's Sadie
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post Jan 30 2008, 09:26 AM
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Thank you, Bue's mommy.


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Bue's Mommy
post Feb 7 2008, 11:56 PM
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You're most welcome John.
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Bue's Mommy
post Feb 10 2008, 10:28 PM
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I just have to say again JohnB Sadie is breathtaking, what a gorgeous liittle girl. I know she is a queen, but I can totally see her as a kitten.
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Bue's Mommy
post Mar 18 2008, 12:59 AM
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I thought this was really cute
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goliath
post Mar 18 2008, 04:41 AM
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Is this one of your catloves? That is hillarious! Thanks for the laugh this morning. laugh.gif Is he on his way to the fridge?


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Death of my Furry Baby Boy Chihuahua
Heartfelt Letter to my Goliath
Goliath and Gidget Pics
Happy Birthday Goliath
Goliath's Blessings
Bouncing Baby Browser (Goliath & Gidget's New Baby Brother)
Browser Is Missing!
Goliath Aloysius 1/25/1997 til 11/6/2007
My Gidgie Girl
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Bue's Mommy
post Mar 18 2008, 02:55 PM
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LMAO, why yes, yes he is on the way to the fridge!
I'm glad you enjoyed it Goliaths Mom. I will be posting more pics like this on Bue's thread, ok?

As a matter of fact I think I will post a really funny one right now.


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